Why did the chicken
From CNN.com, master purveyor of ridiculous news:

Jaywalking chicken ticketed, no fowl play suspected
I like how stuff like this always makes it to their front page.
From CNN.com, master purveyor of ridiculous news:

Jaywalking chicken ticketed, no fowl play suspected
I like how stuff like this always makes it to their front page.
May 30th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
The chicken has already been acquitted, by the way.