The way real writers do
Normal people would go: “oh man, I have so much work to do, but I keep procrastinating.”
Neil Gaiman, writer of many fantastic things, on the other hand:
Work beckons.
Actually right now it doesn’t beckon; instead it holds up a megaphone in front of its mouth and is shouting “OY!” through it, and then making rude gestures as soon as it’s got my attention.
With the +2 font and all, too.