Droopy pants
The reason I visit CNN.com so often is because they put the funniest “news” ever on their front page. Case in point:
Virginia Senate drops droopy-pants bill
Virginia lawmakers dropped their droopy-pants bill Thursday after the whole thing became just too embarrassing.
The bill, which would have slapped a $50 fine on people who wear their pants so low that their underwear is visible in “a lewd or indecent manner,” passed the state House on Tuesday but was killed by a Senate committee in a unanimous vote.
Classic!
The article also helpfully provides the following image to illustrate droopy pants:
Classic!