Return of the quotes II

Christmas special: more nonsense!

(21:48:21) eek: johnny’s ignoring me again
(21:49:50) me: me too
(21:49:59) eek: poor johnny
(21:51:29) me: yeah
(21:51:51) eek: you’re just mean to him because you’re jealous of his sexiness
(21:55:07) me: aren’t you
(21:56:57) eek: i guess
(21:57:00) eek: now wat
(21:57:25) me: i gotta find me some drivers
(21:57:27) me: stupid printer
(21:57:54) eek: oh
(21:58:00) eek: but your shit is plug and play
(21:58:08) me: my shit specifically?
(21:58:14) me: it plugs into the toilet bowl and plays
(21:58:52) eek: you should market that shit
(21:59:01) eek: um, literally, i guess
(21:59:32) me: skooby
(22:00:01) eek: dooby
(22:00:05) me: shit
(22:00:16) eek: i guess that more or less does mean doo
(22:00:17) me: there you go, marketing
(22:00:26) eek: don’t call me marketing
(22:00:51) me: fine, mr hoity toity
(22:00:57) me: what the hell does that mean
(22:01:10) eek: er
(22:01:18) eek: my toits are very high i guess

Happy holidays, yes.

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